Harold Williams sings "A More Humane Mikado"--the famous Gilbert & Sullivan song from The Mikado
A more humane Mikado never Did in Japan exist To nobody second I'm certainly reckoned A true philanthropist It is my very humane endeavor To make, to some extent Each evil liver A running river Of harmless merriment
My object all sublime I shall achieve in time — To let the punishment fit the crime — The punishment fit the crime; And make each prisoner pent Unwillingly represent A source of innocent merriment! Of innocent merriment!
All prosy dull society sinners Who chatter and bleat and bore Are sent to hear sermons From mystical Germans Who preach from ten till four The amateur tenor, whose vocal villainies All desire to shirk Shall, during off-hours Exhibit his powers To Madame Tussaud's waxwork
The lady who dyes a chemical yellow Or stains her grey hair puce Or pinches her figure Is backed like a nigga With permanent walnut juice The idiot who, in railway carriages Scribbles on window-panes We only suffer To ride on a buffer In Parliamentary trains
My object all sublime I shall achieve in time — To let the punishment fit the crime — The punishment fit the crime; And make each prisoner pent Unwillingly represent A source of innocent merriment! Of innocent merriment!
His object all sublime He will achieve in time — To let the punishment fit the crime — The punishment fit the crime; And make each prisoner pent Unwillingly represent A source of innocent merriment! Of innocent merriment!
The advertising quack who wearies With tales of countless cures His teeth, I've enacted Shall all be extracted By terrified amateurs The music-hall singer attends a series Of masses and fugues and "ops" By Bach, interwoven With Spohr and Beethoven At classical Monday Pops
The billiard sharp who any one catches His doom's extremely hard — He's made to dwell — In a dungeon cell On a spot that's always barred And there he plays extravagant matches In fitless finger-stalls On a cloth untrue With a twisted cue And elliptical billiard balls!
My object all sublime I shall achieve in time — To let the punishment fit the crime — The punishment fit the crime; And make each prisoner pent Unwillingly represent A source of innocent merriment! Of innocent merriment!
His object all sublime He will achieve in time — To let the punishment fit the crime — The punishment fit the crime; And make each prisoner pent Unwillingly represent A source of innocent merriment! Of innocent merriment!
Harold Williams "A More Humane Mikado Never Did In Japan Exist" (1930) Gilbert & Sullivan, Mikado
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A more humane Mikado never Did in Japan exist, To nobody second, I'm certainly reckoned A true philanthropist. It is my very humane endeavour To make, to some extent, Each evil liver A running river Of harmless merriment.
My object all sublime I shall achieve in time-- To let the punishment fit the crime-- The punishment fit the crime; And make each prisoner pent Unwillingly represent A source of innocent merriment! Of innocent merriment!
All prosy dull society sinners, Who chatter and bleat and bore, Are sent to hear sermons From mystical Germans Who preach from ten till four. The amateur tenor, whose vocal villainies All desire to shirk, Shall, during off-hours, Exhibit his powers To Madame Tussaud's waxwork.
The lady who dyes a chemical yellow Or stains her grey hair puce, Or pinches her figure, Is painted with vigour With permanent walnut juice. The idiot who, in railway carriages, Scribbles on window-panes, We only suffer To ride on a buffer In Parliamentary trains.
The advertising quack who wearies With tales of countless cures, His teeth, I've enacted, Shall all be extracted By terrified amateurs. The music-hall singer attends a series Of masses and fugues and "ops" By Bach, interwoven With Spohr and Beethoven, At classical Monday Pops.
The billiard sharp who any one catches, His doom's extremely hard-- He's made to dwell-- In a dungeon cell On a spot that's always barred. And there he plays extravagant matches In fitless finger-stalls On a cloth untrue With a twisted cue And elliptical billiard balls!